RubberBuzz || Akron Unleashed: How to be a Federline 101

3.16.2005

How to be a Federline 101

For all of those Federline want-to-bes out there, we're putting together a do it yourself guide on how to be a Federline. This week's lesson is all about how you smell, or more accurately how bad you smell. All you need to do is go to Vegas for 4 days, and while you're there, don't shower or brush your teeth! Accourding to Kevin's pre-Brittney girlfriend Amy Wood, this was how Kevin had a good time.

"It wasn't only his armpits," she says, "his feet were awful too." Amy goes on to claim that Kevin never used deodorant. "I'm holding my nose just thinking about how bad he smelled," she says. And a friend of Kevin's ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson, 28 -- mother of his two children, Kori, 2, and seven-monthold Kaleb -- seconds that noxious notion. "Kevin would often go several days without taking a shower or bath," says the friend. "It was gross."

Next week, how to marry your boss.

Star :: Kevin's Dirty Little Secret!

(joe :: How to be a Federline 101)

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