RubberBuzz || Akron Unleashed: How to be a Federline 102

3.30.2005

How to be a Federline 102

In this installment, we delve into being a cheating bastard. Federline wannabes, here is your new assignment. After marrying your boss and maybe getting her pregnant, go to Vegas, smelling oh so wonderfully, with a professional "escort." Make sure the press follows you around so Richard Johnson over at Page Six can write something about your wild life.

"At one point, [Vanessa Hulihan] was sitting on his lap," one onlooker tells the mag. ". . . he was sliding his hand between her thighs." Federline and Hulihan "hung out" all weekend, Us [Weekly] says, and he "refused to answer Britney's phone calls. He's been telling friends he doesn't want her to have his baby."

Oh, and be sure to get quoted, too. Something like "If I ever get a divorce, I want to move to Vegas," would be perfect.

Page Six :: Bye-Bye Brit

(joe :: How to be a Federline 102)

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