RubberBuzz || Akron Unleashed: Jesus Juice and Jammies

3.10.2005

Jesus Juice and Jammies

You really can't ask for better news then this. First, Jacko is an hour late to court and the judge threatens with to arrest him and revoke his bond. At the last moment, Jackson shows up wearing his p.j.'s and suit jacket. Then while on the stand Jacko's accuser said Jackson gave him wine and called it "Jesus Juice." We don't call it Jesus Juice here at RubberBuzz; we call it "Religious-Figure-of-Your-Choice Juice" so we don't offend anyone. Only one thing could have made today better: if Jackson's pajamas had puppies on them. Maybe next time.

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