RubberBuzz || Akron Unleashed: An Open Letter to Michael Jackson

3.13.2005

An Open Letter to Michael Jackson

Dear Mr. Jackson,

Can you please do something crazy this week? I mean, last week you wore pajamas to court, how are you going to top that? This is supposed to be along case and I don't want all of the fun things to have already happened. In case you're out of ideas, I have prepared some for you. I think you'd make a great impression on the judge and jury if you came into the courtroom wearing your outfit from the Bad video. You could stir things up in the media by hiring Macaulay Culkin as your new legal council. For you testimony, I think you should prepare a new song and halfway through the first chorus, you could break into dance and by the end you'd have the entire courtroom doing a choreographed routine with people bursting through the courtroom doors riding elephants and llamas. The jury would really like the entertainment and so would we. And you don't need to pay us for these great ideas, we know you're a little low on cash, but a case of Jesus Juice is always appreciated.

-The RubberBuzz Team

(joe :: An Open Letter to Michael Jackson)

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