RubberBuzz || Akron Unleashed: Thinking Before Drinking...

3.16.2005

Thinking Before Drinking...

Or how to survive St. Patrick's Day without a STD or DUI...

First up, some brave soul at Slate.com recently had a lotta sex and took notes in order to review the best condoms on the market. The rubber verdict: Pleasure Plus and Trojan Supra are the highest ranked. So go pick some up before you meet "the *insert sex of choice here* of your dreams" while celebrating the Irish tomorrow, m'kay?

Rubber Match - Which condom is best?

As for the avoiding the DUI, just don't drink and drive morons... it's like the drinkiest day of the year and don't think the cops aren't watching. I suggest a cab and to save you the trouble of drunkenly fingering the phonebook, here are some numbers to write down and take with you:

City Yellow Cab: 330-253-3141 or 330-253-2131
Falls Cab Company: 330-929-3121

And last but not least (and really because I don't have time to write a seperate post): if you happen to run into Val Kilmer in the bathroom on your St. Drinking Day I suggest trying a line from Real Genius... which is far superior to Top Gun.

Val Humours Fan In Urinals

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