RubberBuzz || Akron Unleashed: Fairlawn Residents Complain... About Everything.

4.07.2005

Fairlawn Residents Complain... About Everything.

OK Fairlawn, I don't mean to pick on you. But you make it so easy... first it was your ridiculously named "Nuisance Trees and Firewood and Dangerous Trees" ordinance. And now it's junk cars. Now, I don't really care about your silly ordinances themselves. It's true that lots of towns have them. But what's with the comments?

"Cars have been sitting out there for years, and we're sick and tired of looking at them," said the West Grayling Drive resident."

This guy's problem might be easily solved with a hobby or two that doesn't involve staring at other people's property 24/7. Here's some advice, as only the immortal Chicago could give it... "Look away, baby, look away"

And there's more... next up is the councilwoman who sponsered the ordinances:

If this passes, this will keep Fairlawn as it was intended to be."

Oh honey... where do I start with you? Let's put aside the fact that that statement, in and of itself, is just a big bowl of wrong. You know what I sincerely doubt? That Fairlawn was founded on the principle of keeping junk cars out of the sight of it's virtuous citizens. I'm like 98.8% sure of this.

Fairlawn residents complain of junk vehicles

(Mia :: Fairlawn Residents Complain... About Everything.)

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