RubberBuzz || Akron Unleashed: Stealing My Thunder

4.03.2005

Stealing My Thunder

I know the Beacon is threatened by us, but is it really necessary to steal our jokes?

It's a good thing Rocky Balboa didn't train in Summit County. Otherwise, we'd have a climactic scene where the gritty contender comes puffing through the city streets, gaining confidence, making his euphoric break toward the courthouse steps and -- pulling up short.

Poor Rocky would stand there, like the rest of us do, staring at the public edifice from High Street and wondering how to get to it.

Come on, I so made this joke last week. In the future, if the BJ needs a joke, they can just call us. We're more then willing to share.

BJ :: Right time, right price for stairs

(joe :: Stealing My Thunder)

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