RubberBuzz || Akron Unleashed: Stupid Criminal!

4.26.2005

Stupid Criminal!

If you're ever read our About Us page, you know that I love stupid criminals. This guy could be one of my favorite stupid criminals of all time. After trashing some cars in a parking lot and taking what he could, the crazy burglar locked himself in the trunk of one of the cars he was robbing.

A security guard at an apartment complex in southeast Fresno followed a trail of blood to a banging noise coming from the trunk in the early morning hours Sunday.

Authorities responding to the scene expected to find a victim, but instead discovered the burglar.[...]

Police said he cut himself on the door of another car he'd broken into, then trickled blood across the parking lot to the car he eventually locked himself inside.[...]

"He popped the trunk from the inside and crawled back there, ransacking every inch," Hernandez said. "But then he grabs the trunk to heave himself out and closes it on top of him. He's got to be the dumbest criminal of the day."

Man, after all the posts about Akron this and "cool" that, it's refreshing to hear about a moron robbing cars.

The BJ :: Would-be car burglar locks self in trunk

(joe :: Stupid Criminal!)

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