RubberBuzz || Akron Unleashed: How to be a Federline 106

5.03.2005

How to be a Federline 106

It seems only natural that the next step towards true Federlinization is scandal. But the real question is where should the scandal arise? It needs to seem believable, a bit crazy and most of all slutty. What? Did someone say the right answer in the back row? You with the Mac, did you say "Vegas prostitutes and strippers?"

Hooker Daniele Coakley, 20, told The National Enquirer how she partied with Kevin and ended up passing out on a hotel bed after becoming sick on booze and the dance drug Ecstasy. And Vanessa Hulihan, 30, revealed that she spent nights talking to Kevin and had an intimate tryst with the married dancer in the bathroom of his suite.

Although neither beauty says they had sex with Kevin, their shocking claims are certain to stun Britney as she plans their life together with a new baby.

I guess it's time for a field trip to Vegas for all you K-Feds in training.

The National Enquirer ::
Britney's Hubby Took Drugs With Me

(joe :: How to be a Federline 106)

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