RubberBuzz || Akron Unleashed: Episode IV

6.08.2005

Episode IV

Last night was episode 4 of Britney and Kevin: Chaotic. I watched exactly 7 minutes of the show before I began to feel my brain melt. I couldn't watch anymore of Brit & K-fed's train wreck of a developing middle school relationship. A good five minutes was spent talking about how neither of them wanted to say "I love you" first. Luckily, I remembered that last night was the season premiere of Blow Out on Bravo.

I quickly flipped from UPN to Bravo to see the antics of celebrity stylist Jonathan Antin as he prepares to launch his product line and deal with the everyday dramas of running a salon, doing $500 hair cuts and $5000 celebrity house calls. Then I noticed one of the stylist in the salon, Alyn I think, had on a shirt that I own. I really felt justified in my purchase.

So back to the purpose of this season, the product launch. The lady who's helping launch the product has really bad hair and I think Jonathan should make her over, that is if she hasn't gotten canned yet for saying on TV that she wants to sacrifice the quality of the product so she can get it to market. I already hate her. She's the Amarosa of this show. Sorry, Jonathan, I don't think she's good PR for your product. I wonder if sales have dropped in the past 24 hours?

Oh wait, this post is supposed to be about Britney and Kevin. Okay. I'll just give the episode a new name and pretend that I watched it. Alright, the new name is Britney and Kevin: Chaotic Episode IV: A New Reality Show I'd Rather Watch. Only two episodes to go.

(joe :: Episode IV)

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