RubberBuzz || Akron Unleashed: TomKat

6.18.2005

TomKat

First, Joey didn't end up with Dawson, she ended up with Pacey. But now she's left Pacey and has moved on to a slightly crazy Hollywood actor. Joey just should've stuck with Dawson. She would have had all the fun of a Hollywood star with the stability of a director. What was she thinking? I think The Superficial can do a better job then I can in summing up Miss Potter.

Here's the thing about Katie Holmes: despite Tom Cruise trying to convince the world otherwise, she's not that great. She's pretty dopey actually. She's been famous for about 10 years now, but you never really saw that much on her, and now that we have, it turns out she can barely speak. And she has no core belief system. More Play-Doh than Plato. Tom Cruise showed up six weeks ago, now she dresses completely different, she's monitored like an enemy of the state and she's converting to Scientology. She's like one of those programmable pleasure robots that were supposed to have shown up by now based on movies I saw when I was a kid.

Joey, you have to leave Tom and go back to Dawson; he loves you more then Tom Cruise ever will. Let Rosie have him, you need Mr. Leary.

The Superficial :: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are engaged

(joe :: TomKat)

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