RubberBuzz || Akron Unleashed: Cleveland.com, Here We Come

8.30.2005

Cleveland.com, Here We Come

I didn't know RubberBuzz was in the Cleveland Plain Dealer/Cleveland.com. My buddy Peppermint sent me an e-mail today letting me know that she saw me in the PDQ section last Sunday. Being the ego maniac that I am, I had to hunt down the quote to make sure it was a good one. So here's my big quote:

I never thought I'd be happy to buy gas for $2.49 a gallon, but I am.

That was a boring-ass quote. People need to give me, like, two days notice before they're going to quote me so I can obsess over what I'm going to write. That way I can re-write it 49 times until it is perfect. It has to be a grammatically perfect play on words expressing biting sarcasm so sharp that it leaves marks. It needs to leave my readers speechless for days, and when they finally are able to talk again, all they can say is "Wow! That quote was flawless." Or I can do what I normally do and B.S. something, and that's when I end up talking about gas.

Speaking of gas, I'm totally obsessed with AkronGasPrices.com. I'm getting really bad about watching gas prices fluctuate. I'm starting to plan activities around were I can get cheap gas. A few days ago I wanted to go see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory again, so I looked to saw that gas was cheapest on Arlington Road, so I went to the theater out there. I know it's a little OCD and I'm pretty sure I've lost money by driving out of my way to save a few cents per gallon, but I guess I could have worse habits.

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