RubberBuzz || Akron Unleashed: Ohio State Fair

8.11.2005

Ohio State Fair

Thursday, August 11, 1:27 AM:

Wow! So tonight I went to the Ohio State Fair. Big fucking mistake. I thought "Oh! I'll get to see some animal shows, see the largest zucchini in Ohio, taste the best apple pie ever made in the state and have a funnel cake!" But instead there were, like, a thousand animals caged in tiny little pens. There were no best apple pie in Ohio booths, there were only future-leather-belt booths. I was really upset. As a 8 month and 11 day vegetarian, I felt like I was letting my friends down by letting those little creatures stay in their cage. I'm glad I had my PETA shirt on. That'll show those red-county peeps who they're dealing with!

After I escaped the evil fair, I found myself at my friend Craig's townhouse near the Short North district. My best friends Eric and Craig, Craig's roomate Tyler and I went to the Columbus equivalent of Annabell's; it's called The Bier Strube. There I befriended Tyler, along with several other locals. Eventually, I even got to lick Tyler! He was a little sweaty, but that's alright by me. All in all, I'd say it was a good night.

Next stop: Dublin, Ohio, for an evening of fun with my friends Eric, Megan and Craig (a totally different Craig then the one in Columbus).

(joe :: Ohio State Fair)

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