4.29.2005Cameras from AboveKent has recently put up vehicle detection cameras at the intersection of Rt. 43 and R. 261. These will help alleviate huge waits while waiting for the light to change at 3 in the morning. But for a far more fun use of camera in the sky, check out Google Maps.The BJ :: Eyes in sky are not spies (joe :: Cameras from Above) Longwinded BushW had a little press conference last night. I like flipping from channel to channel during these kind of things to see where the cameras are and which station got prime realty for their camera. Dubya kept of yammering about Social Security and energy all the while it was nearing time for The Apprentice. Then it happened, the president was cut off for Trump. CNN still had him on, but NBC had cut him off.A word of advice Mr. President: Don't mess with The Donald. (joe :: Longwinded Bush) 4.28.2005Puppy PowerI like to think of this story as "What not to do when someone's robbing you."Nickie Clegg was fed up with burglars invading her home, so on Tuesday night she and her pet beagle fought back.If I'd been robbed seven times in only a few weeks, there'd be a for sale sign the yard. The BJ :: Women, beagle collar burglar (joe :: Puppy Power) GamblingGambling debate, blah blah blah. How about an education debate? With all of the teacher layoffs in the past few weeks, the state should be happy to welcome gambling to the state as a new source of money. Use the cash to save our schools and to save me from having to hear about another round of senatorial B.S.Participants debated the limits of gambling, the strength of opposition from key Republican leaders and Christian groups, and whether Gov. Bob Taft's anti-gambling stance is firm or flimsy.I really didn't need to quote that last paragraph, but the image of key opponents getting hit by bus made me giggle. The BJ :: Putting cards on the table (joe :: Gambling) 4.27.2005To Do: Buy a TowerGot a spare $230 million buck lying around? You could be the next owner of Key Tower in Downtown Cleveland. The 57 story, 888 foot building has recently be put on the market.The BJ :: Ohio's tallest building up for sale (joe :: To Do: Buy a Tower) Woods of Doom!This is just crazy! Two guys go hunting in the woods... they don't come back. These are the Woods of Doom!Elmer Sapp, 78, and Alfred Hurd, 70, were hunting south of East Wenatchee on Monday when Hurd got out of a pickup truck and chased a bird down an embankment.Actually, it's kinda sad, but at least the good friends went together. I could think of worse ways to go. CNN.com :: Two men go hunting together, die of heart attacks (joe :: Woods of Doom!) 4.26.2005Our BrewedFreshDaily.com PremiereGeorge over at BrewedFreshDaily.com, blogged about my Open Letter to Rebecca Ryan. If you want to see the comments that are a brewin', check 'em out here.(joe :: Our BrewedFreshDaily.com Premiere) Stupid Criminal!If you're ever read our About Us page, you know that I love stupid criminals. This guy could be one of my favorite stupid criminals of all time. After trashing some cars in a parking lot and taking what he could, the crazy burglar locked himself in the trunk of one of the cars he was robbing.A security guard at an apartment complex in southeast Fresno followed a trail of blood to a banging noise coming from the trunk in the early morning hours Sunday.Man, after all the posts about Akron this and "cool" that, it's refreshing to hear about a moron robbing cars. The BJ :: Would-be car burglar locks self in trunk (joe :: Stupid Criminal!) Cold PillsThis just in: Owners of meth labs in Summit county are now forced to go to different stores to buy cold pills. Unbeknownst to Summit County, other counties still make it easy to buy massive amounts of pills, and traveling to Super Wal-Mart is a lot easier then relocating your entire meth lab.The BJ :: Cold-pill law thwarts meth labs (joe :: Cold Pills) Cast Your VoteThe BJ and RubberBuzz have some common ground: we're both sick of the word "cool." So go and vote for a replacement on the BJ's Site. We're pulling for "Akcellent."(joe :: Cast Your Vote) The Cure for SuburbiaThe "Cure for Suburbia" will be no more then a stone's throw from Luigi's. At a press conference on Monday at Northside, Testa Companies unvailed its plan to reurbanize the Northside District. They will be building 28 brownstones and creating 63 loft spaces ranging in price from $175k to $695k (for penthouse lofts). Hopefully, the area is in the beginning stages of losing its reptutation as a bad part of town and regaining its title as a center of art and jazz.This kind of development is exactly what Akron needs. Getting people back into the city and out of the 'burbs will help the city in it's quest to attract and retain people. Now we just need some new businesses to come to town offering salaries that will enable people to buy into the area. For more info on the housing plan check out Testa Companies. And for some history on Northside's rise and fall, check out David Giffels' article, Akron builds on the past, in The BJ. (joe :: The Cure for Suburbia) 4.25.2005An Open Letter to Rebbeca Ryan![]() Dear Rebecca, I've been thinking about what I said in my last post. Maybe I shouldn't say I'm not a fan of you; we've never met you, I'm not being fair. Instead, I should say I don't like what Akron's doing because of you. This city has gone crazy with talks of being "cool" and is "cool" the right word and blah blah blah, day after day, article after article. The answer is obvious, what does every college grad want? A job offer. Where are they getting those? Not in Akron. If Akron wants to be "cool" or "hip" or "trendy" or whatever the phrase of the day is then they need to look no further then the local job market. Don't look at some report that details what there is to do at night, look at the businesses coming into the area. If they can attract young people, that will create a demand for house, maybe even urban housing. Who knows maybe even some new restaurant would open up to serve the new city dwellers. To see this model in action, look no further then Cleveland's Ohio City or Tremont. The City of Cleveland pumped money into these areas and attracted new business. The new employees, complete with cash from said new jobs, bought land and fixed it up. Then, new restaurants opened up to serve the yuppies in the 'hood. Now it's an attraction to outsiders. Even as I write this, Cleveland is courting more businesses to move Downtown. They are luring them with low interest loans that would enable then to help revive the area. But where's Akron's version of this program? Why can't we attract new business? Again, Rebecca, I'm sorry I passed judgment so quickly, but everything seems so obvious to anyone living here. Candy coating the city with a new slogan or opening up a few new nightspots isn't going to bring in young professional, jobs will. Hopefully, you are looking outside of what Akron needs to be "cool" and looking more at what make other cities more attractive. Hugs & kisses, RubberBuzz.com P.S. Call me! We'll do lunch! (joe :: An Open Letter to Rebbeca Ryan) More "Cool" Akron StuffThe BJ's David Giffels from his article Akron isn't L.A.? Glad you noticed:Being cool means being confident, and confidence means never having to say you're cool.Rebecca Ryan is titled "America's leading authority on the next generation". It reminds me of the quote above. If you have to say you are an authority, then how much do you really know? We're not fans of Rebecca Ryan and we won't try to hide that fact, but we do need to hear her out no matter how wrong she is. Akron is not going to get any better if our, the young people of Akron, ideas aren't hear. Now's our chance. We just received this press release and we though we should pass it along. Be heard, be loud, be an Akronite. Experience Akron Through the Eyes of the Next Generation!The Greater Akron Chamber (joe :: More "Cool" Akron Stuff) Jessie's GirlMy friend Rocky let me know about this great site. Enter your birthday to find out what song was on the top of the charts when you popped out. My birthday song is Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield.This Day in Music :: What was No.1 on the day you were born? (joe :: Jessie's Girl) How to be a Federline 105![]() You've mastered stinking in Vegas, hanging out with hookers, getting a show with your wife and prostituting yourself out for your own reality show, now you can become a model! That's right all you K-Fed wannabes, it's time to strike a pose. Hearts always beat a little faster when the new L'Uomo Vogue gets delivered to the fashion department, and the April edition was no exception. Who was this smouldering sex beast on the cover? Hang on a minute - it's Kevin Federline. Eew.12 page spreads in Italian fashion magazines are tough to come by. You're got your work cut out for you if you're going to pass this one... This is London :: Mr Britney Spears' in Vogue (joe :: How to be a Federline 105) 4.24.2005The Isolation TheoryOver the weekend I went to R/E to hear some live music that I could hopefully make fun of, but unfortunately I really liked the two bands I heard. So instead of berating them, I guess I'll have to praise them.When I arrived, Anger in the Grass was finishing up, but what I heard was really good. Next up was the headlining band of the night: The Isolation Theory. When bassist Ryan Baker was warming up, I could tell I was in for a good show. Technically, Ryan is amazing, but a good bassist needs a group equally taleted musicians complimenting him to create a kick-ass band. Damien Elder on drums and Scott Paris on guitar and lead vocals are just the two needed to make this trio stand out from many of the other bands I've head in the area. The three played a massive set of original hyper-hot music. The one cover they did do was one of my all time favorite songs, Radiohead's Fake Plastic Trees. Needless to say, I was happy. After the show I had the chance to talk to Ryan and Scott. Not only are they great musicians, but they are also nice guys. I scored an Isolation Theory t-shirt which I will proudly wear to their next show. They will be back at R/E on the 21st of May. They will also be at R/E every third Wednesday of the month hosting open mic night. If you'd like to see them sooner, you can venture out of Akron and head over to Sadie Rene's in North Canton to hear them on the May 8th. The Isolation Theory (joe :: The Isolation Theory) Juice Pouch PursesIn The BJ today, there was an article dedicated to Capri Sun purses and how great and trendy they are, or more accurately, were. These have been around for years and for some reason The BJ decided to feature them. If you want a unique purse, try stopping by Revival in Highland Square; they have some great unique accessories that will set you apart from the crowd. But if you're interested in the drink pouch purse, why not try making your own? There instructions are located here.If you get good at making the Capri Sun purse, why not step up and make the Tuna Pouch Tampon Case? The BJ :: Teens have taste for juice pouch purses (joe :: Juice Pouch Purses) Thunderstorm Safety, Try Snow SafetyI'm looking at a good inch of snow outside. I don't think we need to worry about thunderstorm safety right now. Right now I need to worry about finding shoes with tred on them so I can take the dog outside without slipping.Happy Friggin' April. West Side Leader :: Thunderstorm safety promoted in April (joe :: Thunderstorm Safety, Try Snow Safety) 4.23.2005Free Speech: Bringing Preachers and Porn Producers TogetherOnly Akron could bring together porn producers and preachers. In a fight to protect First Amendment rights, a diverse group has rallied together to allow the continued airing of locally produced shows on Time Warner Cable's channel 15. Where this used to be free, now there is a $25 charge to broadcast. Also, TWC has changed their rules to bar non-Akron residents from airing programs or even being in programs. Now comes the fun lawsuit...Rose Wilcher, whose company FreedomJournal.TV produced 24 shows that aired on Channel 15, has taken Time Warner and city leaders to federal court, claiming the rule changes amount to censorship. The defendants deny the change has anything to do with controlling content.This will be a fun one to watch. We'll keep you updated as this develops. The BJ :: Ohio cable access fight has preachers, porn producers on same side (joe :: Free Speech: Bringing Preachers and Porn Producers Together) April Snows Bring May... Hoes?If Akron really wants to be "cool" they would build a big ass dome to cover the whole damn city and block out the fucking April snow! I'm not bitter, no not at all! I love snow in the spring; I think it'll be f'in' great. I can't wait to hunt through the winter crap that I already put away so I can find something to wear that will keep me mildly warm, something like a parka. Oh and tomorrow the high is only going to be in the mid-thirties. I heart Ohio.Keep yourself up-to-date on the weather by checking out Scott's Backyard. The BJ :: Snow long spring; up to foot forecast (joe :: April Snows Bring May... Hoes?) 4.22.2005The End TimesMaybe Benedict XVI is going to be the last Pope. All the talk about the end times might actually be true. And I think this is the first sign of the apocalypse: doubling the excise tax on beer and wine.Gov. Bob Taft's plan to reform Ohio's tax system aims to make it cheaper to do business in the state. It would also make it one of the most expensive places in the country to tip back a cold one...Taft is so close to draft, you'd think he'd protect the greatness of beer. On a brighter note, my liver is excited about the tax increase. The BJ :: Tax increase on tap for Ohio's drinkers (joe :: The End Times) Earth DayToday is the 35th Anniversary of Earth Day! Go out and plant a tree or do something naturey. Or if your past outdoor adventures have gotten you bitten by a beaver, then check out these Earth Day sites.EPA Earth Day Network US Government Earth Day (joe :: Earth Day) 4.21.2005YWCA DissolvedAfter 104 years of being in Akron, the YWCA will close its doors for good. I worked for the Summit County Historical Society one summer and was lucky enough to get to meet some of the kids who were in a day care program hosted at the YWCA when it was on Exchange. The kids came from all walks of life, but were all great kids who just needed attention. Hopefully, someone in the area is going to step up to the plate to provide low cost care for these kids like the Y did. It's always sad to see an institution leave an area, but its always sadder to think of who is really effected by them leaving.The BJ :: Summit County YWCA dissolves (joe :: YWCA Dissolved) Screw American Idol, Give Me TWoP!Savol, Idol, blah blah blah... What really matters is that Television Without Pity made it into the BJ.Jacob Clifton of Televisionwithoutpity.com called the performance "perfunctory" but with "some nice runs during the part at the end."Go there now, then come back and love us some more. The BJ :: Shaker's Savol squeaks by (joe :: Screw American Idol, Give Me TWoP!) In Praise of a... Republican?I can't believe I'm writing this. I thought nothing good would ever come out of the Republican party, but Sen. George Voinovich did something good. He refused to vote to confirm John Bolton at US ambassador to the UN. He stuck his neck out and did what's right instead of what his party wanted. Now the backlash from his own party...The conservative group Move America Forward dubbed the move "obstructionist conduct" and plans to launch a radio ad campaign against Voinovich today in Ohio...In Move Forward America's eyes, seems it is more important for an elected official to vote party lines then to make an informed vote. The BJ :: Voinovich raises conservative ire over Bolton vote (joe :: In Praise of a... Republican?) 4.20.2005How to be a Federline 104![]() Now that you've landed a reality series with your quasi-pop star wife that will air opposite of Sex and the City on TBS on Tuesday nights, it is time to extend your 15 minutes of fame with yet another reality show. Next, do an interview with E! and try to sell yourself as a dirty, skeezy rapper... Federline, an aspiring model, actor and singer, has reportedly been trying to sell the idea of another series chronicling his professional life as he records and promotes his first album.Next up, leaving your wife barefoot and pregnant. New York Daily News :: Britney's UPN show is a reality M&C :: Kevin Federline Pitches Own Reality Show (joe :: How to be a Federline 104) UC MoronsFlyers were plastered over the University of Cincinnati brandishing the message "Don't have sex with blacks - Avoid AIDS!" and contained contact information for the National Alliance, a white supremacy group based in West Virginia. Whoever posted those flyers is a tool.My response: "Don't have sex with morons - Avoid National Alliance!" The BJ :: University of Cincinnati deplores hate fliers left on campus (joe :: UC Morons) Will America Get Bene-Dicked by New Pope?This is my first time seeing a Pope get elected, so I've been intrigued by the process and more importantly the reactions from people around the world and around the net. The CNN/Gallup poll has been pretty interesting...Nearly three-quarters of American Catholics say they are more likely to follow their own conscience on "difficult moral questions," rather than the teachings of Pope Benedict XVI, according to a new CNN/USA Today/Gallup Poll...Gawker has had some great "in-depth" Pope coverage, check out their collection of bloglines from around the net. Daily Kos: "It's a great day to be a Nazi!"But the big question still remains unanswered: How is this going to effect the US Catholic church? From the Gallup poll, it seems we Americans are a stubborn bunch, I just think he's just gonna piss off a bunch of American Catholics. CNN.com :: Poll: U.S. Catholics likely to follow 'conscience' Gawker :: Across the Interweb, Citizen Journalists React (joe :: Will America Get Bene-Dicked by New Pope?) Downtown VeggiesThe Saturday morning market at Lock 3 is gone, but in its place will be a new, hopefully bigger, market. The new farmers' market will be open Thursday evenings from 3 until 7. Why the hour and day change? After the old Lock 3's market's first year, Downtown had a hard time getting people to come back after the long work week. The new idea is to just keep people downtown after work for an hour or so longer. The new location, the Erie Freight House at Broadway and East Exchange Street, is located close to the downtown clientele they hope to attract.The BJ :: Downtown Akron to get larger farmers market (joe :: Downtown Veggies) 4.19.2005Tuition CostsDuring my 4 year stint in college my tuition went up about 4 grand. Hiram College, though, is trying something new: locking students in at thier starting tuition rate. A program like that would have saved me nearly $7000."We saw an increasing gap from year to year. The cost of college and the financial resources for students were diverging," [President Tom] Chema said. "We knew we could stop the growth of the top line."This idea gets an A+. The BJ :: Some students choose Hiram because of 4-year tuition guarantee (joe :: Tuition Costs) Pope Benedict XVII'm not Catholic, but I feel it is my duty to make fun of the new Pope, Joseph Ratzinger.To some, he is the Catholic Church's intellectual salvation during a time of confusion and compromise. To others, he is an intimidating "Enforcer", punishing liberal thinkers, and keeping the Church in the Middle Ages.Still to others, he interrupted radio broadcasts so there wasn't any music in the office. Ratzinger has served for 20 years as John Paul II's chief theological adviser. As a young priest he was on the progressive side of theological debates but shifted to the right after the student revolutions of 1968. In the Vatican, he has been the driving force behind crackdowns on liberation theology, religious pluralism, challenges to traditional moral teachings on issues such as homosexuality, and dissent on such issues as women's ordination.Well, it looks like we're in for another round of degrading women and gays! At least he has a cool new Pope name, Benedict XVI. BBC :: CARDINAL RATZINGER: PROFILE CNN.com :: German cardinal elected new pope (joe :: Pope Benedict XVI) DHS Leans RightWho's more dangerous, a group of people who steal lab animals or a group of people who kill doctors? Let's see what the Department of homeland security has to say...According to the list - part of a draft planning document obtained by CQ Homeland Security - between now and 2011 DHS [Department of Homeland Security] expects to contend primarily with adversaries such as al Qaeda and other foreign entities affiliated with the Islamic Jihad movement, as well as domestic radical Islamist groups.CQ.com :: Animal Rights Groups and Ecology Militants Make DHS Terrorist List, Right-Wing Vigilantes Omitted (joe :: DHS Leans Right) New Food PyramidIn honor of our government unveiling their new nutritional guidelines, RubberBuzz has decided to unleash our version of the pyramid.![]() Vodka really has everything you need for a healthy diet. The garnish and mixer are usually fruit based, and if you want a creamy drink, well there's your dairy. And the booze itself is grain based. So there you have it, a complete meal made out of your night out. The BJ :: Government to unveil new food pyramid USDA :: MyPyramid.gov (joe :: New Food Pyramid) 4.18.2005The Best Degrees for GradsHey U of Akron students, if you're dreading the real world then change your major... again. You can tell your parents it's because you want a more lucrative future and then you can back it up with these stats.But remember, you live in Akron, not L.A., so subtract about 10 grand from those totals. CNN.com :: Lucrative degrees for college grads (joe :: The Best Degrees for Grads) Posh ReviewedIt eventually had to happen. I had to go to Posh sooner or later and write a review about it. I've had some crappy experiences there in the past, so in order to give it a fighting chance Mia, Rocky and I went to Fuel to get loaded on martinis. So here it is, the Posh Review.(joe :: Posh Reviewed) GOP: Now Smaller, CrunchierIf you're sick of the GOP, we have great news. The GOP now comes in a small, crunchy beetle form. The new slime-beetle model of the GOP comes from scientists Quintin Wheeler of the Natural History Museum in London and Kelly Miller of Brigham Young University who want to "honor" some GOP leaders.Not just anybody can say he has a slime-mold beetle named in his honor. But George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald H. Rumsfeld can.I would have dung beetles after them. CNN.com :: Bush has slime-mold beetle named after him (joe :: GOP: Now Smaller, Crunchier) Thanks to Our ReadersThanks to Brian and Michael, two RubberBuzz readers, who have helped me find the bar Cocktails. In my previous attempts to find the bar, I found myself quite lost. But with their help, I finally found the bar. We'll be going there soon, so brace yourself for a review.(joe :: Thanks to Our Readers) 4.15.2005Hotspot UpdatesThe Akron WiFi Hotspot Directory has been updated. Thanks to Sage Lewis for the tip on where there are more hotspots in Akron.(joe :: Hotspot Updates) Beating Off with GnomeCNN needs to really think before titling their articles. I mean, "beats off burglar with gnome" can easily be perverted by the likes of, well, me. In any case, the story itself is pretty funny. It all started when a British Grandma hear someone on her roof..."I grabbed the first thing that came to hand -- one of my garden gnomes -- and hurled it at him, and hit him," she recalled.I never thought of a garden gnomes as a weapon, but I guess a small concrete creature would smack the bejesus out of you. CNN.com :: Woman beats off burglar with gnome (joe :: Beating Off with Gnome) Late Out, Late InOne thing Akron seems to be missing is a strong art scene. Maybe it's because the Art Museum is closed, maybe it's because no one promotes it. Cleveland, on the other hand, has a great new system to reward employees of participating businesses who attend art events during the week. If you check out the Get Late site, the events that participants can go to range from a night at the Greatlakes Science Center to a night at the Improv to a Sum 41 concert Tower City Amphitheater.Imagine attending a satisfying, enriching arts event, then having your boss reward your effort with time off from work.To quote Paris Hilton, "That's hot." Kerry Clawson, staff writer for The BJ, hit the nail on the head when she said Akron needs to jump on board a program like this, that is if Akron wants to be "cool." The BJ :: Late Out, Late In is ticket for fun (joe :: Late Out, Late In) Blast from the Electoral Past: UpdateWell, Ohio, you're getting electronic voting machines. Diebold, the maker of the machines, stands to earn $115 million off this deal.Secretary of State J. Kenneth Blackwell on Thursday reversed an earlier mandate that limited counties to buying optical-scan voting machines. The catalyst was a deal with Diebold Inc. that will cost Ohio millions more than optical-scan machines would, but will put more voting machines with newer technology in precincts.If Blackwell is for it then I'm against it. The BJ :: Diebold's touch-screen system OK'd (joe :: Blast from the Electoral Past: Update) 4.14.2005Ohio SlipsMaybe we don't need to worry about making Akron a great place to live, but instead we should be more concerned with making Ohio a great place to live.Ohio, with 11.45 million residents, retains its ranking as seventh largest state, but continues to lag badly in growth.At least, we're still better then WV... but then again, they have gambling to help alleviate the tax burden on their residence. The BJ :: Medina County growth continues, but Ohio still losing ground (joe :: Ohio Slips) CircumcisionThe toddler Prince Moulay Hassan of Morocco had a little surgery to have a little something removed... at nearly 2 years old. I'm not for or against circumcision, but why wait until the kid has clue what pain is? I'm sure the little dude is in some serious pain right now. He's probably like, "Dad, why they just hack into my junk?" And to make this event even a little crazier, the rest of the country celebrated by circumcising other boys.The infant son of King Mohammed VI was circumcised Thursday, and thousands of Moroccans also went through the procedure in a massive show of solidarity for the prince, a news agency reported. ...I am so glad I'm not Moroccan. Since this is also a religious ceremony, I wonder if they use anesthesia... if anyone know, e-mail us. Yahoo! News :: Thousands Circumcised in Morocco (joe :: Circumcision) Post-It NotesYou should see my desk. Post-It Notes cover just about everything. All shapes and sizes and colors, each type generally means something different. Why you ask? Well, because I'm a little crazy and in college I started using them to keep track of all my projects. I would stick a note with an individuel project on it. When I finished the task, I got to throw it away. It was an additional sense of accomplishment.Now that I'm a working stiff, I still use my Post-It method to keep me on track. Mia likes to make fun of me for it, but recently I've noticed her using lots of speach bubble shaped Post-Its. I can feel the Post-It Note fever spreading through her. They're so simple, so useful. The BJ :: Post-it Notes still hanging onto popularity (joe :: Post-It Notes) We're One in 50 MillionI like stats, especially when I am part of them. Oh look! There we are! In that 8 million that use Blogger.Blogs in existence in April 2005: 50.75 million worldwideThe Blog Herald :: Number of blogs now exceeds 50 million worldwide (joe :: We're One in 50 Million) 4.13.2005Downtown Akron User's GuideOur totally new, totally amazing DOWNTOWN AKRON USER'S GUIDE is now online! Check it out.(joe :: Downtown Akron User's Guide) Brit and K-Fed officially Having a KidBlah blah blah... what's really important is what the kid's gonna look like. For this, I'll defer to Defamer.Oh Defamer, how you keep me entertained... CNN.com :: Pop princess reveals worst-kept secret (joe :: Brit and K-Fed officially Having a Kid) How I'd Blow My Mega MillionsFriday's Mega Millions Jackpot is up to $144 million. I've been thinking about it, and I think I should win this one. I have a lot of uses for 144 million bucks. I could buy a house, a dancing robot, FOXBlockers for all my friends, and of course, advertising for RubberBuzz.The BJ :: Mega Millions jackpot increases to $144 million (joe :: How I'd Blow My Mega Millions) Day of SilenceToday is the National Day of Silence. For those of you who don't know what it is, it is a day when people across the nation take a one day vow of silence in recognition of all the gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender who are forced to be silent out of fear. Hear are some stats from Baldwin-Wallace Allies.97% of students in public high schools report regularly hearing homophobic remarks from their peersAdditional Information: GLSEN The Center Akron Pride Center (joe :: Day of Silence) 4.12.2005Cuyahoga Falls School Board for SaleAfter seeing their school district slip into serious debt and watching faculty get pink slips during class, some prankster felt it fit to but the Cuyahoga Falls School Board up for auction on eBay.Some "rabble rousers" offered to sell the Cuyahoga Falls school board on the Internet over the weekend, with a starting bid price of one cent. ...No one bid on the board. The BJ :: Jokesters put Falls school board for sale on eBay (joe :: Cuyahoga Falls School Board for Sale) Joe's TV ScheduleMy daily TV schedule:5.00 pm: The Gilmore Girls on ABC Family 6.30-7.30 pm: Will & Grace on WGN Usually 8-9 sometime 9-10 pm: A random one hour program on various stations that include but are not limited to TLC's Overhaulin', TLC's In A Fix, Bravo's Project Runway and WB's Gilmore Girls. Seems like a lot, but I'm below average. The Japanese watched the most television last year, clocking in a daily average of five hours.I've been accused of being lazy before, but according to this study, I'm not being lazy enough. I need to up my TV viewing by a good hour and a half to get up to par with the rest of the nation. Actually, I'm kinda surprised that this number keeps growing. I know I've cut down my TV viewing since getting high speed internet. I wouldn't be surprised if TV time starts losing out to internet time. Netscape News :: Study Finds Japanese Watch Most TV (joe :: Joe's TV Schedule) Jesus! Only $24.99!If you're a riled up Baby Boomer after our last blog entry, why not buy your favorite Gen-Yer a Jesus doll?The foot-tall Jesus doll will be able to recite five Biblical verses at the push of button on its back, while the Moses doll will recite the Ten Commandments. The Mary doll will recite a long Bible verse.I guess if the FOXBlocker doesn't go over well with people, this will be the backup gift. CNN :: Jesus, the talking doll version (joe :: Jesus! Only $24.99!) Gen Y: A RecapReboot, a Jewish research organization, did a study on Gen Y (anyone born between 1980 and 2000) to see how religion impacted their lives. The results: the IPod approach to religion."Generation Y," ... is "bringing [media] industries to their knees" by embracing IPod, TiVo and other technologies that allow unprecedented consumer choice, said Roger Bennett, co-founder of Reboot...This study also mastered stating the obvious as well as twisting facts to draw attention away from more pressing issues! The Reboot survey further found that Generation Y was "more liberal and progressive" than older generations, both in political leanings and on social issues such as homosexual "marriage" and immigration. Fifty-four percent of voters younger than 30 voted for Sen. John Kerry last year -- the only age group the Democratic presidential candidate carried, the study noted.I don't really think nonmarital sex transmits diseases, I think they missed a word: unsafe. Maybe X and Y wouldn't have to worry so much is sex wasn't such a taboo and we could have open conversations about how to be safe. And I didn't know "marriage" went in quotes. I guess I've been grammatically incorrect when I write about it. Washington Times :: Generation Y embraces choice, redefines religion (joe :: Gen Y: A Recap) Beaver!!!Back in the day when the Cleveland Barons were still the Lumberjacks, I learned just how dangerous a beaver can be. This mostly true story took place a few years ago when a few of my friends and I went to a hockey game a few days before Chrismukkah. We decided to get into the spirit of the things so we wore Santa hats. Well, the damn giant beaver mascot stole my friend's hat. Eventually, the beaver was caught, killed and it's head was shipped to off to determine if it had rabies. Brittany Stanley had to go through something similar.The 15-year-old Akron girl was bitten on Sunday afternoon by an adult beaver she found in a small creek at the end of Congo Street in Goodyear Heights. ...Other? Other? How can the evil that is the beaver be classified as "other?" The state needs to divert funds from education to look into this problem. That is the only way we will ever be safe from the terror of beavers. The BJ :: Beaver bite makes impression (joe :: Beaver!!!) 4.11.2005Oh How I Love the Jackson TrialOh Michael, how your trial does entertain me..."I was very adamant in saying I was not sure," Jones said. "I don't recall anything about licking. ... I don't recall ever seeing any head licking."Oh, and Michael, do you think you can make this testimony into a song? I'm sure it'll go platinum. My Way News :: Jackson Prosecution Hits Another Snag (joe :: Oh How I Love the Jackson Trial) The Whole Dam ThingDid you ever see National Lampoon's Vegas Vecation? I was totally reminded of the Hoover Dam scene today while reading this article about the dam project.The BJ :: Agency to meet on dam project (joe :: The Whole Dam Thing) 4.10.2005Pick Your Pontiff PonyI'm not much of a gambler, but in case you are, why not wager on who will be the next Pope?PaddyPower.com :: Who Will Be The Next Pope? (joe :: Pick Your Pontiff Pony) Where Bushisms BeginWith his second term in office, Dubbya found a new speach writer in William McGurn. I guess the last writer used too many multisyllabic words."You learn to write good speeches by listening to good speeches," McGurn said, offering a look behind the scenes at a job that requires him to craft sentiments that will flow so naturally from Bush's lips that the president could not have expressed them better himself.I wonder if McGurn hears Bush mispronounce things in his head, too. Netscape News :: Bush Speechwriter Works to Find His Voice (joe :: Where Bushisms Begin) Print PainsBlah blah blah newspapers blah blah print blah blah timeliness... what? The BJ timely? When was this?Not all newspapers suffer from time-lapse problems. The 680 afternoon newspapers in this country found the pope's funeral to be perfect for their publication schedule.Umm... if you really want to be timely, how about turning on CNN or surfing to Drudge? Then you lose that little half day gap. The Beacon Journal :: Morning vs. afternoon papers (joe :: Print Pains) Heights HousingWith Akronites being so concerned with being "cool," they're overlooking all the uniqueness history Akron has to offer. Akron's history has created kick-ass neighborhoods that all tell a story. Maybe this is why Akron is great.Goodyear Heights is put together during a time when rubber ruled. The area has aged, but the residence, along with the city, are doing all they can to revive the area. What good will that do? Look at Highland Square. The once rundown area received a face lift a few years ago and look at the results. The Square is now the most educated area in Akron and the old turn of the century houses are being restored by the residence who love their neighborhood. Maybe the investment in a outsider to market Akron will end up being a great idea, but think of the other uses for that money? What if Akron spent time rebuilding it's neighborhoods? What better way to be cool then to have nice, affordable housing in an urban neighborhood to attract young families and singles? Screw cool, that would be hot. The Beacon Journal :: Goodyear Heights people a proud lot (joe :: Heights Housing) 4.08.2005Frogs and SignalsThis is probably the best opening to a BJ article... ever.Kermit the Frog claims it's not easy being green. Well, he should try being yellow.You can totally skip the rest of the story; we're bringing you the best part. The BJ :: That yellow isn't mellow on blacktop (joe :: Frogs and Signals) 4.07.2005Blast from the Electoral PastRemember this little story?Machine Error Gives Bush Extra Ohio Votes Nov 5, 11:56 AM (ET)Well, guess who's vying for the Ohio e-voting machine budget? That's right Diebold, the makers of the machines that "accidentally" gave Bush extra votes. The new machines generate a paper trail to follow. But if the machines could "accidentally" generate extra votes before, what's stopping them from "accidentally" generating votes now complete with paper trail? I'm not saying Diebold intentionally rigged the machines, but just to be safe, I think we should get imported voting machines from our friends the neutral Swiss. The BJ :: Diebold voting system impresses (joe :: Blast from the Electoral Past) Fairlawn Residents Complain... About Everything.OK Fairlawn, I don't mean to pick on you. But you make it so easy... first it was your ridiculously named "Nuisance Trees and Firewood and Dangerous Trees" ordinance. And now it's junk cars. Now, I don't really care about your silly ordinances themselves. It's true that lots of towns have them. But what's with the comments?"Cars have been sitting out there for years, and we're sick and tired of looking at them," said the West Grayling Drive resident."This guy's problem might be easily solved with a hobby or two that doesn't involve staring at other people's property 24/7. Here's some advice, as only the immortal Chicago could give it... "Look away, baby, look away" And there's more... next up is the councilwoman who sponsered the ordinances: If this passes, this will keep Fairlawn as it was intended to be."Oh honey... where do I start with you? Let's put aside the fact that that statement, in and of itself, is just a big bowl of wrong. You know what I sincerely doubt? That Fairlawn was founded on the principle of keeping junk cars out of the sight of it's virtuous citizens. I'm like 98.8% sure of this. Fairlawn residents complain of junk vehicles (Mia :: Fairlawn Residents Complain... About Everything.) 4.06.2005Recycle StuffAkron has finally moved to weekly recycling. Just as a reminder, here is a list of everything you can recycle.Recyclable items are: all metal food and beverage cans, glass bottles and jars of any color, empty aerosol cans, aluminum trays and aluminum foil, rigid plastic bottles labeled No. 1 and No. 2, newspapers, magazines and cardboard.Do your part and keep Akron clean, well, clean-ish. The BJ :: Akron ready to recycle on weekly basis (joe :: Recycle Stuff) Mocking MJ's CaseWe all knew it would only be a matter of time before someone busted up laughing during the Jackson trial.Jurors in the Michael Jackson case were overheard during a break in the trial mocking a 24-year old witness who claimed he was molested by Michael Jackson when he was 7 and 9-years old, sources claim.Ha! The prosecution is so screwed. Drudge Report :: Jackson Case Rocked (joe :: Mocking MJ's Case) Caffeine Bust: UpdateRemember this story? Well, the mint smuggler will not get charged for bringing caffeine into the school.Police considered filing charges against the boy until they tested the ingredients in the Blast Energy Supplemints, the Associated Press reported.Just for the record, Supplemints resemble a drug no more the Altoids. The BJ :: No charges for boy with mints at school (joe :: Caffeine Bust: Update) The Pink SlipThe Falls school district has a serious deficit. Layoffs are necessary in order to keep the system afloat, but is pink slipping a teacher during the school day a good practice? Some Falls students think it is pretty shady.About 200 students left during a class change about 10:45 a.m., saying they were upset over the way teachers were notified they would lose their jobs.So there was a peaceful protest that the police did not need to break up and student are going to be punished for it. I think the school is just looking for someone to blame for their idiotic firing of teachers during school, who better then the students who care for those teachers? The BJ :: Falls High students walk out in protest (joe :: The Pink Slip) The "Evil" of AmazonAmazon.com has never charged me tax... ever. That's why I shop there.In 2003, Ohio took in $2.1 million in out of state taxes compared to the approximately $597 million the state estimates that it is owed. At a time when Ohio is grappling with deep cuts to spending to avoid deficits, officials readily admit that efforts to collect sales taxes on out-of-state Internet and mail-order catalog purchases are failing miserably.But just try to convince out-of-state retailers to figure out Ohio sales taxes. And then wait until July when Ohio will make retailers charge taxes dependent on what county the purchaser is in. Talk about confusing. I think that state's going to have a hard time with that law. The BJ :: Ohioans ignore sales tax they owe (joe :: The "Evil" of Amazon) 4.05.2005You Gotta Fight for Your Right to BlogSan Francisco is trying to enact blogging laws that would force local bloggers to register with the city Ethics Commission if they blog about local politics. Sniff, sniff. Is that a first amendment violation I smell?San Francisco based Blogs that mention candidates for local office that receive more than 500 hits may be forced to pay a registration fee and will be subject to website traffic audits.Seems a bit shady, if you ask me. Blog Herald :: San Francisco trying to regulate Blogging (joe :: You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Blog) Welcome to Our Bloc![]() "What are these "blogs" of which you write?" You'd think the spell checker on Blogger of all places would know the word 'blog,' but you'd be thinkin' wrong. (joe :: Welcome to Our Bloc) Those Gays and Their BlogsThose gays and their blogs, what are we going to do with them? Well, according to this U.S. survey, we should market to them.According to a new survey from market research and consulting firms Harris Interactive and Witeck-Combs Communications, blog consumption habits of gay, lesbian and bisexual (GLB) adults differ from those of their heterosexual counterparts in the United States.Ha! I knew there was a reason we created the Queer Akron User's Guide! The Blog Herald :: Gay people more likely to read blogs: survey (joe :: Those Gays and Their Blogs) How to be a Federline 103![]() Now that you've successfully learned how to gamble without showering and gamble with a lady of the night, your next step towards true Federlinism is to get your quasi-popstar wife to land you a reality TV gig. In a bid to offer another take on her much-documented love life, the pop superstar and hubby Kevin Federline will topline their own unscripted series on UPN. After fierce competish from several other outlets, net has snapped up six episodes of the as-yet-untitled skein, which will document the story of the Spears-Federline courtship, engagement and wedding.Your goal in the series is to make it look like you actually love each other. Your post-series goal is to stay married to your wife during the entire airing of the show. Variety :: Britney bares all (joe :: How to be a Federline 103) 4.04.2005Roller-skatingMaybe Jesus does love me. When I refreshed Ohio.com, I saw the most amazing and ridiculous picture I have ever seen: a roller-skater in black tights from the 20's. I bust out laughing.The acrobat's steel skates glinted in the spotlight as he steadied himself on a 3/8-inch wire about 50 feet above the crowd. The taut cable made a steep descent from theater balcony to orchestra pit...You've gotta check this one out if for nothing more then the pictures. The BJ :: Local history: Slide for life (joe :: Roller-skating) News-less DayOkay, so I checked all the usual places today. The BJ, West Side Leader, Barberton Herald; none of them gave me anything to write about. Then I went to all the secondary sources: CNN, Drudge Report, Gawker, Defamer and Wonkette. Still nothing. No good Akron news, no good celebrity news/gossip, what's a blogger to do? Then I remembered bloggers don't need news to blog, they can just complain and ramble. So in place of the news, here is the list of things I want to complain and ramble about.
Ahhh... I feel better now. Hopefully, something newsworthy has happened today so I can blog about it. If not, I'll have to start blogging about opinion pieces in the West Side Leader and trust me, you don't want that. (joe :: News-less Day) 4.03.2005My First BJ ArticleFinally, I made it into the Beacon. It seems like its a lot harder to get into the BJ then it is to get into the Plain Dealer.In the middle of last summer, Joe Abraham was sweating. And it had nothing to do with the heat.Hmmm... I don't remember saying that, but then again, it was an hour long interview. I started to black out after a while. Then it all became a blur and I really wanted to take a nap. BJ :: Technology at your service (joe :: My First BJ Article) Stealing My ThunderI know the Beacon is threatened by us, but is it really necessary to steal our jokes?It's a good thing Rocky Balboa didn't train in Summit County. Otherwise, we'd have a climactic scene where the gritty contender comes puffing through the city streets, gaining confidence, making his euphoric break toward the courthouse steps and -- pulling up short.Come on, I so made this joke last week. In the future, if the BJ needs a joke, they can just call us. We're more then willing to share. BJ :: Right time, right price for stairs (joe :: Stealing My Thunder) 4.01.2005American Idol Finalist's Ohio TiesWow! What great press for Ohio, an American Idol Finalist! Millions are watching the talent that Ohio breeds! What?!? He was arrested for domestic abuse on Valentine's Day?Oh well, maybe there will be an Ohio contestant on the next Project Runway. The Smoking Gun :: American Idol Finalist's Violence Rap (joe :: American Idol Finalist's Ohio Ties) Creamy Italian or Ranch?Come on people, what if Pat Buchanan is lactose intolerant? The creamy dressing that doused Pat could have caused a chain reaction landing Pat in the hospital. From now on people should only throw Italian dressing at conservative speakers. Plus, oil is harder to get out of suits.Commentator and former presidential candidate Pat Buchanan cut short an appearance after an opponent of his conservative views doused him with salad dressing.If anyone has a link to video of this, let us know. We really want to see Pat covered in creamy white dressing. CNN.com :: Pat Buchanan doused with salad dressing (joe :: Creamy Italian or Ranch?) |
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