Thursday, June 30, 2005

A Bad Shooter

That Botox Party sounded like a great idea at the time. To bad your friends are cheap and hired a bad shooter.

As he went to grab another Manhattan, the needle just slipped out of the shooter's hands and plunged deep into your neck. You tried to stop the needle with your hand, but you had a few too many flirtinis. The only thing you succeeded in doing was driving the plunger down on the needle injecting the toxin deep into your throat. The botulinum toxin A, a close relative of botulism, seeps into your system. Your throat numbs and you begin sufficate. As your eyes close and the world fades to black, you dream about your days removing asbestos.


(joe :: A Bad Shooter)


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